Please watch the above video👆 to understand my offer.
Click the images below to investigate what's on offer and WHY you might want it👇
Who is this site for ❓
I'm the first to admit I solve a very high class problem...
If you're unsure where you'll be sleeping tonight or where your next meal is coming from, you'll be much better off putting your resources towards more urgent troubles.
If you're in the fortunate position of struggling to find the perfect gift to commemorate a special occasion - well, you're in the right place 😁
How does ordering work ❓
I'm a big believer in letting you 👀see what you're buying BEFORE asking you to pay for it...
For that reason I supply FREE samples of each product I offer...
The exact details of how much I'll do for free are explained on the different format pages but in ALL cases you'll see:
Proof I can accurately draw the face(s) you want featured
More than enough to KNOW whether you want me to complete the gift
Only after you decide the gift I'm creating is 💯DEFINITELY what you want will any money change hands.
If, for whatever reason, you're not a fan of my work - no harm done.
What is a "Cartoon Portrait" ❓
A Cartoon Portrait is a humorous drawing of a person - your "victim" in the nicest way possible.
They are mostly bought as "special gifts for special occasions".
I'll need a photo of the person's face(s) you want featured.
I'll use this to make an honest drawing of their face(s) - unlike other caricaturists I won't make fun of features like big ears, nose, chin etc.
The faces in your finished cartoon will look like the faces in your photo.
The rest of the picture will be based on information you provide about the person's life.
It's also where the "cartoony" drawing comes in.
References to their work, family, hobbies, pets, favourite food, drink, sports team... will be included in your victim's cartoony body and the background.
Why make it a "kit" ❓
I believe your "victim" will get a lot more out of assembling their gift than simply receiving the complete picture.
Following my detailed instructions they'll be sure to notice every reference we included as well as feel a sense of accomplishment when they combine individual elements into a greater whole...
Stress relief, "mindfulness" and relaxation are other well-documented effects of constructing things.
If you don't think your "victim" would enjoy these things and would rather just receive the original picture or activity book I create, simply let me know and I'll send the finished product instead 😉
(This would actually be easier for me)
How long will it take ❓
After receiving your photo & info it'll take me 3 or 4 days (dependent on workload) to send your initial design.
Once you agree you're happy with the picture, I'll make the videos and individual files necessary for your "kit" and load them onto your USB drive - which I'll post over the next couple of days.
Please allow 10 days or so before getting upset with me 🙏
